February 2012
47 posts
9 tags
6 tags
3 tags
4 tags
1 tag
3 tags
Michael Ian Black answered my relationship...
Dear Mike, Can I call you Mike? Of course I can. So, Mike, I’m in a long distance open relationship. He won’t be back until June. The problem is, since he left, my libido has skyrocketed. I’m like a puppy out for a walk, but instead of wanting to pee on and sniff everything that looks good, I just wanna have sex with everything that looks good. (This is exclusive to good-looking men. I haven’t...
1 tag
1 tag
6 tags
1 tag
1 tag
1 tag
Me: I just know I can't spend the rest of my life working in a bar
Sean: Of course not. That's like Iggy Pop being a waiter or Darby Crash being a tax attorney.
1 tag
January 2012
65 posts
3 tags
